252,630 notes
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
(Source: dont-blink-korra)
116,429 notesim so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
(Source: egberts)
150,447 notesThere may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
If I ever don’t reblog this, its because I’m dead.
79,022 notesThe oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
56,589 notesif i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
23,016 notesx is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
213,943 notesMy little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
13,457 notesi love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
16,103 notes
It says drink the rainbow on the back.
Drink the rainbow.
Drink the fucking rainbow.
Like a rainbow drinker. 0.0
THIS FUCKING EXISTS?
*[sound of every Kanaya cosplayer within a 1000 mile radius reblogging]*
900 notesf is for friends who solve crimes together
u is who i’m better with
n is for i’m never gonNA RECOVER FROM
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